Sunday 9 September 2012

WOMEN IN GOVERNMENT AND GAY FRIENDS



FISHING FOR COMPLIMENTS: Image by DPF from a concept by CM
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'The UK Prime-Minister- a big girl, has just finished what he describes as a cabinet reshuffle which in truth was little more than a public opinion limitation exercise where he squarely shot himself in the foot. Cameron was lame before, now he is in fact limping. There are quite simply not enough women in the British government BY A LONG WAY- he would need to bring in 18 women to level the playing field. This thumping great Tory idiot seems to forget that it is the female voter in the UK who brought his public school good looks to power in the first place. He can no longer rely on their loyalty. And serve the slimy twit right.
I predict that before the next election there will have been a split with the Liberal/Democrat Coalition creeps and a bitter contest for the Conservative Party leadership. The Mayor of London- the very popular Tory Boris Johnson will be given a seat in the House of Lords and he will be elected the Tory leader. He may prove to be a very difficult act to beat- he is enormously charismatic an likely to swing the female vote back his way- particularly if he has the sense to woo them with a policy of a fairer distribution of women ministers at the heart of government.
I am not the least Tory inclined but I would have to agree with him that more women in government is an absolute priority. 
This is a question worth asking- what exactly qualifies George Osborne to be Chancellor of The Exchequer, it is not popularity: at the recent Olympics he was roundly booed by 80,000 people? Did that send a message to his ministry? I don't think so- these dinosaurs have remarkably thick skins. LOL.' CM

'I can say he is good looking but that expresses my aesthetic appreciation and sexual disposition- that is quite different from saying that 'he is my type': for a remarkable clue as to what my type is see my beloved Hrh Archduke Dan-Paul Flores.

I am very much inclined to monogamy- to be perfectly honest both of us are still so very much in love after 28yrs and why should we be bothered with all that bother.

Gay relationships outside our own have always been a frightful bother- they have been either too thick or too ego-centric. We would love gay friends but gay friends do not seem to ever love us. LOL. Dreadful load of poofs.

Actually we have two great lesbian friends- a couple: we adore them. We don't see them that often. Not often is good.

We have a motley crew of het friends- motley is very good. My longest standing female het friend sneered at '50 Shades Of Grey' WITH GOOD REASON- boy has she LIVED her life. I can't wait to write it- proper literature, proper language, proper intercourse.' CM


'Tabs. Breakfast. Writing session. Shower. Gardening. Wasting no time on delusional rituals this Sunday- when the Jews will be shopping because their faith day is Saturday. Go figure. Oy vey! It's like a pick and mix with all these religious idiots- you fill your own bag with whatever is your bag: and of course, being human, you choose all the tasty bits and choose to ignore what may be called the sticks. Yay! I got it licked baby- its all fucking crazy.' CM

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