AMERICA FISTED BY THE CHINESE

'The company afforded to me by the natural generosity of trees and plants is not diseased with anything like the degree of disappointments that my associations with people are. Please don't waste your own life on waiting for the rest of mankind to grow, flower and fruit.' CM

'If you are in the least wrong about anything don't come bothering me with the delusional righteous shit of it BECAUSE I have the wit and am of a creative mind and intellect to lead your sorry mule of a brain to a pond of truth and make you drink until you've sufficiently drained it. As a general rule I don't do fools. I have a life quite unsuited to the needs of idiots or mediocrity.' CM

'The new domestic Dyson is more than capable of sucking all the good out of the United States in under twenty four hours. After that essential spot of spring cleaning America would look like what it fundamentally is, a vast theme park for the generally retarded and the variously challenged who are seemingly quite happy to be daily fisted by the Chinese.' CM

'All hail! The silly billy bunny is risen and you may now stuff your smug as fuck mugs with chocolate [cocoa a close relative of cocaine by the way] reveling in an excess of endorphins which can be got by orgasms other than drugs or religions delusions. Your choice and I would never deny you it. Many of you however in the name of Jeeesussed would have the likes of us crucified for having the balls to giggle at the sheer piddle of it all. NOW play fair.' CM

'Stop. I need time to recover from your squalls of ebullience about only those things which directly concern you. Boy- do you live in YOUR moments, buckets of them! There are clues not exactly hidden in the two words 'social networking' that should be telling you that this is not all about you. There is giving and then there is taking and I know what cookies you have been baking. Pariah!' CM 

'I had a turn today- turned inward and failed to return for sometime. Most of a chilly Sunday got burned. No matter other than it seemed to redefine local time.' CM