STRESS LEVELS HIGHER THAN A LOVE-STRUCK YOUTH'S SEXUAL DESIRE

'Small breads with contrasting dough strips dividing the top into quadrants pre-date Christianity by many centuries and probably signify the four phases of the moon. There is an instruction in the book of Romans in the Bible to 'respect common customs': in other words go forth and steal pagan practices and ceremonies and sacred sites and claim them and incorporate them as Christian; I call that ethnic cleansing and a crime against humanity. Think on that when you scoff your next hot-cross bun and are deluded enough to believe it carries a reminder of your God's crucifixion. They are very tasty toasted with butter and apricot jam. YUM! I mentioned apricot because NO WAY was Eve ever tempted by an apple- it was, if at all, most likely an apricot. Oh, whilst I am in debunking mode, fact is that both men and women share the same number of ribs. We are so gullible. I do hope that the editor of the feminist rag 'Spare Rib' is reading this. LOL.' CM

'Stress levels higher than a love-struck youth's sexual desire!' CM

'When our profound sense of shame is matched by its equivalent in actual physical self-pain we may gain a sufficient insight into the right way to correct our wrongdoing. Meantime we face ruin because we are cowards, fear pain, and are great at creating ruin.' CM

'If we only could recover the art of living for a minimum of three centuries maybe, just maybe, we would reach the level of maturity necessary to properly collaborate creatively and maybe, just maybe, this would spark the opening of the gateway to the toolbox of the 80% of our brain we currently do not consciously use. That would be a tragedy for capitalism which is in itself quite determined that we never ever reach that point again- the point where wealth per se is bereft of all meaning.' CM

'Today I had a large delivery of plants- no-one had pumped up the birthing pool and my whale-music CD was scratched. My arse is in bits. So unfair- more Pethadine, more Gas-n-Air. Quintuplets comes nowhere near. Think of the child benefit- me and the old man are gonna be quids in.' CM