MEN STEALING THE WORD CUNT AND OTHER LINGUISTIC STUNTS

'As ever White Hotel you remain a frustrating inspiration to me, lately labelled by internet trolls as a 'cult leader' [hilarious but true]. I am a very open minded atheist- that is because I could easily be persuaded to worship Nature which I cannot associate in any way with the machinations of the multifarious gods of mankind's own making. I am not one one of those who lurk in the corridors adjacent to the rooms of death eager to make last minute converts of the desperate- that awful snake Severin tried to convert the young Shelley [ a life-long atheist ] to Catholicisim on his deathbed. I see that as a deeply offensive inhumane act.' CM


'No true artist, whatever their medium of creative expression, shies away from anything in the entire catalogue of human experience. This is precisely why censorship is anathema to them.' CM


'I will adhere to the rules of engagement and respect your right to hold faith with anything that I do not BUT that does not mean you can ever interpret that as my liking what you believe or that I feel under any restraint to stop me commenting adversely on it.

There is freedom and, by extension, freedom of speech, and I do not ever prohibit anyone from saying things or behaving in a way that co

uld possibly deeply offend me.

I take this to be because I have grown up, am a true creative spirit and have many minds of my own.

The fact that you may have the desire to change me is not a purpose I share for you and I believe that such craving to change what you cannot grasp is intrinsically sick and fundamentally evil.

I am not at all interested in art in any medium of expression which is wholly inspired by a faith or a religion. BUT I am interested in that behaviour as part of the vast catalogue of human experience which is the best guide book that any true artist can have.

There are many ways of lauding the implausible antics of mankind but aesthetic satire is among the finest. Most of what we do is either cruel or laughable or both.' CM

'Nibbled out of bed by Paul Klee's night-fish I come to this much populated pond in some state of despond- I am presently informed by FB that I have maxed out on contacts so anyone wishing to add themselves can now only do so via my 'Chris Madoch Art' page where the likes are in excess of 4500 but the numbers allowed are limitless.

I am laughingly reviewing and chewing over the magic of mass cull

ing FB contacts of trollish ntures who NEVER respond, TAKE and seldom give or are as thick as shit and utterly devoid of redeeming features. Mmm that could be as many as two thousand. I could eliminate by country and the cunts in that country.

Chucking faithists to hungry lions in a circus maximus would be good. Being the screaming queen in Alice would be good- off with their heads.

BUT I really can't be arsed because the whole flawed concept of Facebook has been laid bare by me as such an American biased hypocritical farce. Me a 'cult leader'- now that is just hilarious. Ho ho ho you dim-witted god-bothering gob shite may you be disappointed by your enlightenment post mortem.

Mike Knowles recently justly [but, as is his way, with a total lack of grasp of what he was saying] accused me of always going on about the negative aspects of mankind. What he doesn't get is that how can I possibly mind the negative aspects of mankind- they are inevitable and deeply fascinating and, on the whole, far more entertaining than the positive bits which are only interesting because of their rarity.

I don't do fluffy but would be keen to explore the motivations that make people go mad for plushy. He is only bitterly jealous because his Cybernetic Messiahism has not reached the giddy cult status heights of the art installation that is The Queer Messiah. The QM is an exhibit in a gallery Mike- leave your comments in the visitors book.' CM

'I fear the worst- it has a tendency to keep its promises.' CM

'Let me be good, nice, bless: Eton Mess is an excellent pud.' CM

'Looking on the bright side- without sunglasses I am quite dazzled by the optimism of dimwits.' CM

'Fan mail, welcome as it is, is generally rather dull: hate mail which I am far more more accustomed to [and is in any case merely a negative form of fan mail] is just bloody hilarious.' CM

'Father's day has always been the VERY poor relative to mother's day- despite the efforts of greedy retailers: are women really that more needy for ubiquitous plaudits- a cynic might say so BUT I do loathe the way that they are clearly manipulated by anniversaries and invented events driven by capitalist markets who understand perfectly well that women do the bulk of the shopping both off and online. The day will never come when we, all of us, cease to be suckers for the sentimental, the cheesy and the sleazy and the tasteless ornamental. On to our case in a massive way the Chinese 'communist' capitalist behemoth keeps the supply lines full to bursting like any major waterway in near flood.' CM

'I am under the cosh of a singularly complex depression today- [standby your virtual empathy beds I have the necessary meds]: I find this exactly the right time to effect drastic bariatric surgery on my clinically obese FB 'friends' list. No prizes as to where the scalpel is most likely to cut- gutless dumb-fucks better duck, I could not be more bored with your quasi-educated quack nonsensical defence of the indefinsible. What fun! What EUROPEAN fun!' CM

'It may surprise you to know that I have many attachments to the USA- some of these include my own family and others my family by marriage: additionally I have long standing professional contacts there in the real world as well as via social networks. Almost without question the contacts of my choosing cut across a broad spectrum of riches and talents; the share certain commonalities- they are uni

quely talented, highly and properly educated and know how to communicate precisely with a creative intellect. I need not be advised that these are not 'run of the mill' Americans BUT they are the Americans who constantly feed me with information and inspiration about matters. I can say with absolute certainty that the majority of these who I respect highly are also far from being patriotic ad very often express the idea that they are ashamed of America and Americans and they almost back this up stunning examples of why they have reached that point of view. These people have educated me to the view that there are very many versions of America and that one always has to be very circumspect as to which America you are engaging in with. That there are versions of America which heavily populate Facebook and do not command my respect is not exactly a secret. What you previously were unaware of is that my trusted tutors on these matters are great minds who for all manner of genuine reasons have become disenchanted Americans. I have their undivided support on my stance on inappropriate American behaviour toward me on Facebook.' CM

'Larry Kuechlin- is a very great friend- we go back a very long way and suffered the fortunes and misfortunes of literary interaction on internet social networks which remain dominated by the less than adequate writer who seems to believe that attacking the work which is clearly produced at a level which they should be seeking to attain is somehow not a constructive thing for them to be confronted

 by. It is as if they belief that all processes of improvement and education have been deemed by them to be quite beneath them. Larry's generosity of spirit is legend but I have watched it be abused and wept. People really do not seem to get that some of his writing is unquestionably world class and will remain so forever- he has it in him to produce writing of the very highest order. I have encouraged him to come to terms with this responsibility. Like me, it makes him an easy target, for malicious barbs from literary barbarians. It is disgraceful and altogether too prevalent and impossible to police. I do not agree with Si's adventure to replicate the debacle of what occurred on Myspace- it is spurious and gratuitous and a signal waste of any good writer's time. This does not alter my opinion of Si's writing which I enjoy immensely for its gritty British realism. It is a very great joy that writers excel at displaying their differences in style and approach but what we must accept is the bare fact that some writers will be palpably better than others- it is not something they choose to be necessarily: that any very good writer is ever pilloried for simply being a very good writer is par for the course now on Facebook. I find that most people who do this are American- and no that is not the sweeping generalisation it may appear to some. The facts speak for themselves.' CM

'At the end of the day there is YOU and what YOU do. Never get to the point where you sacrifice that for pretty pointless altruism. YES- a mite cynical I know BUT I have age and experience on my side and it keeps digging me in the ribs saying time is increasingly precious. Five years ago I was diagnosed with a fatal disease and given four years to live- six months ago I was re-examined and told I 

didn't have it. That kind of experience does focus the mind somewhat. I could not be less interested in a piss poor piece of writing about a person's first sexual experience- the ubiquity alone is a challenge greater than climbing Everest wih an elephant on your back; and why do such writers assume for ONE second than anyone would be the slightest bit interested. Then I see that 100 people ARE interested and, its not my fault, but lo and behold, they all share the same country of origin and the same sad level of education. It is deeply fascinating on a social level. But it is literary shit.' CM

'In response to my concise English English yet another American jerk who has become detached from the concept of learning and believes quite deludedly that one is born 'all knowing in all things and capable of anything' because he is American, has predictably accused my style of work as being pompous. How hilariously original of him. Yet another tragic statistic to support my case against the risable and corrupt pre-doctorate education system in the USA. Fuck dem white nigga retards, as they say quite a lot in Watts.' CM

'Extremely worryingly, the signs continue to stack up that reforms and cut-backs in the UK would conceivably provide suitable tucker at the table of the 'Fourth Reich'- there are mutterings afoot of what is and is not provideable in terms of care and social provision. You could begin to construct what is immediately a very ugly list of all those present services that may become in the firing line.

 I'll cut the cake, you be Himmler, here we go:-

The overall disability lobby in Britain is one of those emotive minority sectors that has, since its inception, punched way above its weight of actual numbers [ I congratulate them for that ] and the pro-rata figures will have come to the attention of Whitehall 'Mandarins'. They will also have received pressure from other more numerous minority groups to address the anomaly which is perceived as unfair. The argument will have been mooted- if you are in no way productive how can we justify spending tax-payers money on you. You can imagine where this goes by extension. Ministers will begin to be saying what and who can do without AND, human nature being what it is, the vulnerable and the easy targets will be high on their priority list.

The secret list will be long: I will leave you with a few putative examples; fertility treatment and all medical procedures deemed non-productive, babies born very premature will be left to die; no financing for the arts or the sports or other activities deemed recreational; a reduction in the prison population through the aggressive use of capital punishment; increasing powers given to the taxman; routine arming of the police force; routine deportation of ALL illegal immigrants paying no regard to any mitigating circumstances.

This may be just the tip of the iceberg but it might be enough to focus your largely indifferent mind.' CM

'Ms Angela Merkel, the leader of the German Republic, last night showed no reserve in showing how arrogantly partisan she can be in public each time the German football team scored yet another goal, adding more nails in the Greek's coffin. Has she lost leave of her diplomatic senses. She reminded me of a very highly paid dominatrix sensationally belittling a client for the diminutive size of his prick. She is clearly admiring of Cameron and his tabloid ways. I find their behaviour loathsome and utterly demeaning of high offices of state.' CM

'An American feminist who accused me of taking the word cunt, which she says solely dehumanises women and stealing it to attach to loathsome men, has exercised her right to unfriend me. A typical knee jerk response to the heat of proper discourse. We cannot all be right all of the time- this does not seem to apply to a lot of feminists.' CM

'My predisposition to social networking 'philanthropy' [giving way in excess of what I ever receive] has landed me in psychological 'negative equity'. It is time for some running repairs and to refill the empty tanks. For those who do give treasured feedback- my genuine thanks. As for the others, forgive me being lost for words. I am just about to follow your silent and disinterested lead and become mercurially self interested for my own good.' CM

'I've done my four hours willing tilling of the fertile sod- love it, that is because, in my experience, she is an often grateful, really rather worthy God. I shall shower then spend an hour of guilty pleasure fanning will.i.am. Later the delicious Wilfrid Songa is playing pat cash bat and ball bish-bosh at the All English golly-gosh Club where he is certainly not a raspberry. I am suffering deep patriotism fatigue. Anyone who thinks my penchant for men of colour is racist- well, since it is Wimbledon...BALLS! Mars Bars, Malteasers, rather yum yum. ' CM

'In a supermarket queue the short plump lady in front of me was buying just a few items [yeah- a result] BUT they were gaffa tape, rope, vaseline and surgical medical gloves; candles, matches and lighter fuel- oh and a packet of chocolate Cadbury finger biscuits. I was immediately reminded of my own notion prompted by the arrest of serial killer Rose West: that you just never know who you might be stood next to in a supermarket queue.' CM

'Nothing much sticks, candy coated shit, not even CAUSTIC. Apathy is an immense range of mountains to attempt to turn into fertile terraces of farm-lands full of nutritious crops to feed mankind holistically- mind, body and soul. A belligerent arsehole, I have tried all my life and I am still failing WHOLESALE to convert sofa loafers onto gardening and a new relationship with the laws of mother na

ture. She's the one who's totally got the measure of money. When the 60 thousand years overdue super-volcano in Yellowstone Park finally decides to blow [ not on GMT ] try waving cheque books and black-plastic credit cards at that massive tantrum. Goodbye Hollywood. Yes- bet someone's already bought the movie rights to that. Probably a Rothschild.' CM

'Teetering. Short stroll down Meltdown Street. Not sweet. The sourness of the overpowering crass mass of you trading shit and licking ass. Today I think I'll pass. So predictable and humdrum, not a jot novel this way comes- the least of your self-interested concerns; playing with your potential for celebrity while what was once civilisation burns. Its beat me. And my heart's no longer in being part of it. It is daybreak here and that is why its apt to bid the pall of you goodnight.' CM