CARTOON by DPF from an idea by CM for i2i designs international.
Copyright 2012. All Rights Reserved. Under License to QMM Inc.
'How effective has art and creativity been in the eradication of racism- pathetic. The spectre of bananas being thrown on the pitch is haunting the Euro-Football Tournament and still no clear policy guidelines for action from FIFA. But then FIFA saw fit to mount this event in Poland and The Ukraine in the first place- which is an illustration of how unfit these ineffective corrupt old bastards are to run world sport- quite unable to think outside the box. Shocking. And my heart goes out to all those true creatives trying to make a difference in those challenging countries- particularly The Ukraine who seems to have lost all understanding of what it means to be humane.' CM
'Increasingly often I get to this point of no point and question WTF I am doing here- this moment is one of those and it does not predispose me to think kindly about the social greed that is endemic on social networks. The takers break wind and are applauded and given prizes. All things are indelibly overstamped with the word unchallengeable. Oh my gosh! If it is tosh then it is tosh and women get it wrong every bit as much men so face facts, join the real world and get over yourselves.' CM
'Eye watering Russian ball skills were on show last night in Poland for the opening match of the Euro Tournament- and the football was not half bad either.' CM
'It was an ugly read- Knowlesy's thread concerning the excessively obese teenager and, I thought, to reduce the cause of this 'bordering on epidemic situation' to the fascist nicety of one word 'greed' smacked of intellectual pornography. Mike who is all bone and no fat whatsoever had obviously got the horn. There- I have staked a claim to reason prevailing and there being a need for a balanced de
bate on this exceedingly complex subject where indeed the word greed does resonate BUT not necessarily greed for food stuffs per se: I would happily cite greed for profit by food industries, fast food outlets, retailers and that vast raft of lucre hungry hangers on to the whole world of food in the human experience; marry the end-game of these selfish giants with the 'greed' of the beauty/image/fashion and pharmaceutical industries and you can imagine the monstrous offspring we have been breeding. The girl in question is extreme and with the world wide population being what it is fanatics will always be able to find an 'extreme' to help make their point. Granted there is a message for mankind as a whole- are we changing into a more sedentary species because of technological advances and is this at the risk of our health and longevity. An optimistic view would be that such a problem may throw up a left field solution that will allow us to lead sedentary, technologically supported lives of enormous length and good health. In such a world the ridiculousness of pride in sporting achievement will be made suitably redundant. Hoorah! I have no interest whatsoever in who runs the fastest with or without naff obstacles- unless of course they are blessed with the eye-candy to make me lick my lips.' CM
'Just wanted to say briefly that the Facebook Fascists have removed one of Paul Cadmus' paintings from the collection I posted on my Chris Madoch Art page because it contravenes FB rules. Paul Cadmus is spinning in his grave- a much respected American artist of immense repute, how dare this petty network be so insulting to him. May their shares continue to fall.' CM
'Primark might as well introduce a designer range of chest wigs for boys under ten, merkins even, which can show pubes over their speedos; I am told cock rings for pre-pubescent male genitalia are in the pipeline and that girls wannabe bejazzled. A more sensible suggestion of a mini-skirt for 8yr old girls made from glittery pink condoms was rejected. Parents buy into this terrible trend and women
do most of the buying..yes WOMEN..the self same women who dress up on a Friday night like a tacky crack whore with 'Fuck Me' tattooed on their airhead and then cry rape when they eventually ingest the dick they went hunting for in the first place. Oh yes, I KNOW I missed the fucking point, women NEVER get it wrong when it comes to mothering and mithering.' CM
'Wit is absolutely key. Yesterday I listened to an absolutely erudite American authoress unfold her delicious theory that laughing at or indicating your holistic amusement for all things that abhor you or threaten you is a thoroughly effective tactic. YES feminist women are laughable [sorry I couldn't resist]. She argues that terrorists of all ilks have an over-riding need to be seen to be effecti
ve and love to strut their uber aggressive stuff- ridicule is the last thing that they expect. Oh dear all that money wasted on military expenditure when we could have sent a brigade of femme stand-ups to sort any infraction with satire and repartee. That aside I am warming to her theory and look forward to developing the weapons of lampooning to wield with impunity against those of mass destruction and those of mass delusion.
Allah- you make me go go ha ha, ha ha. That kind of thing. I already have more Jihads and Fatwahs than most creatives get Oscars or Emmies. My trophy mantelpiece is a picture of bearded rag-head dolls in menacing positions holding kalashnikovs. One of them is a venomous looking femme suicide bomber.' CM
'At last the prime purpose of some of my social networking has been accomplished [and in my life-time because I have one] it appears [I have suspected this for sometime] that masses of twats have decided that I am in some shape or form a 'cult leader': [hilarious] well to those in the know this was the whole premise behind many of my art installations on the net- to lay bare the gullible and the e
asily led and propagandised. Now one such airhead has attacked a gifted- artistically and intellectually, friend of mine and unfriended her for being a follower of 'Chris Madoch THE CULT LEADER' [ ho ho ho]. Victory is so sweet. Lisa Dabrowski- Oh faithful acolyte in virginal white, this cheered me up immensely. You may now add immenseness to highness when addressing me- though never face to face as that would be a social disgrace. I am actually tired of the art installation conceit that The Imperial Court Of Arcturus was and remains BUT I am of a mind to demolish the page- the iidea that a higher ape, any higher ape, had taken to it in all seriousness was sufficient artistic validation. As for the term 'The Queer Messiah' that is equally well embedded in the world of creative art installation and people on the world wide web, if that is what they are, really should get an education, a life and a passport; unblocking their base chakra through a rigorous stirring of the kundalini may help, that or extracting the broom-handle which is clearly lodged up their fundament.' CM
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