HURRICANE SANDY and SEX WITH STRANGERS

'The American Eastern Seaboard is in the critical thrall of a tremendous natural crisis. My sympathies. BUT-

AND IT IS A BIG BUT

Yours is a nation vastly rich in wealth and resources and you will cope, as you have shown that you have coped before. This is not a crisis of hugely humanitarian proportions on the scale of those that happen regularly to unfairly impoverished countries bu

t barely get anywhere near the front pages of the New York Times. We really do properly contextualise our new gathering.

In the UK the media is swamped with news from America as a general rule BUT anyone with a global sense can use the BBC World Service where the broadcast news is ALWAYS global. You get far less hysterics there and a better sense of perspective.

There have been deaths already because of hurricane Sandy [they always give them girls names LOL] and even one death is one death too many BUT I would suggest that most Americans would hardly miss a heartbeat if they happened upon the news that 200 souls perished in Guatemala. The Americans who I know and love are of the opinion that the American population is generally very inward looking- believing the globe begins and ends with their borders.

Whether Americans like the foreign policy or not it is the policy of the American Government to 'police' the world. Surely with this vast commitment should go your countries sincere undertaking to raise significantly your citizens awareness of global issues. I have seen an American middle-class couple agree that Iran is situated where Australia is and state that it should be nuked.

I am glad that attaining the Presidency is such an exhaustive process- even though every one of you born in America bangs on about having the right to become President, thank God only few of you ever make it. I shall not even begin to critique the records of those who made it. That's a whole crock of shit and you know it.

Your founding fathers are spinning in their graves at the prospect of a Mormon [of all ridiculous things] reaching the White House, they very much dislike any religious attachment to any political matters. Quite right too.

They knew like I do that none of your prayers from any persuasion will change the direction of that storm from hell snapping cranes in two many stories above Manhattan.

You have impeached Presidents. Have you not enough reason to impeach your God's for raining on your parade? What an inconvenience- the Liberty Bell not sounding for two days. LOL.' CM

'We live an era when the plagiarisers are copying the mediocre- I guess because it is far less taxing than mimicking genuine original talent. The utter cunts are at it- pretending to be more than they are in the process of feeding the vast maw of a fat society which has abandoned any attachment to discernment. The shit is sugared.' CM


'The practice that is the sexual rape and molestation of very young and pre-pubescent children has been an alarming habit acquired by mankind and indeed womankind over centuries of what history likes to label 'civilisation'. I can cite irrefutable examples from all eras but I want you to do your own sordid research. These are facts and not just mere history which is quite untrustworthy.

Sadly it 

remains with us today- alive and very unwell. It can be in our midst unnoticed, as the Jimmy Saville case in the UK is current testimony to.

This predatory paedophile received a knighthood from the Catholic church- itself something of a safe haven for perverts who have still escaped proper justice. I do so love the irony of that.

Is their any amount of charitable fund-raising that justifies a fully fledged and famous adult thrusting his fevered hand down the front of the short trousers of a nine year old boy? What price shall we put on that to make it go away.
Because, make no bones about it, it is that dreadful capitalist question and the hypocrisy that it highlights that is at the heart of our hand wringing at every daily revelation.

Why should a whistle-blower be vilified. We need them to report on suspect practices in EVERY walk of life BECAUSE where the end game is GREEDY AMOUNTS OF MONEY there will always be suspect practices and human suffering.

The old and the frail, the educationally challenged and the mentally ill are at grave risk. Anyone who deviates from the biscuit coloured norm runs them a close second. Where has our sense of care and community dissipated to? Well it has and we are lessened by it.

We are all to blame for the sins that come to plague our societies and those examples have gotten to be far more defining of who and what we are than all of our art and cutting edge science.

The bull at the heart of the Jimmy Saville dartboard is unquestionably the BBC who always put their own PECUNIARY welfare before forensically examining the substance of such repeat rumour that came their way OFTEN. Like any CLUB they have no excuse. They have behaved shamefully and should stop prevaricating and own up to it.' CM

'I am very happy that Ed Milliband, the Labour Party leader, took the media celebrity figures, the very gobby femme Janet Street-Porter and the homophobe Jeremy Clarkson, to task on their hopelessly ignorant remarks about people with depression- an illness they seem to view as unnecessary or a fashion accessory. How very depressing of them.

The facts are that 40% of UK society will suffer some fo

rm of mental illness in their lives and a very large number of that 40% will be the creative artists who have the immense talents to create intuitive and profoundly instructive mirrors to show to the world. And were would we be without them? Lumbered with the dubious efforts of Janet Street-Porter and Jeremy Clarkson who are at best only 'journalists'. They may rue what they have said from their platforms of privilege when Dementia sets in or they suffer an utterly unexpected Nervous Breakdown. The brain and the mind are not bomb-proof.

Another yesterday celeb mouthing off was one-time comic Jim Davidson [I know one of his ex-wives very well and she is SO happy to be rid and ecstatically remarried.]- he was implying that the media was swamped with perverts BUT THAT he thought [who gives a monkeys] the majority of those were 'the gays' because they loved the media industry. WELL you prize plonker, how very dare you.

The word gay is not a synonym for pervert. You should be reported to the police for using it as such. I have met the risable homophobic Jim and he is either so thick or plastered he will never know what the word synonym means. He is VERY right wing and I would not be surprised to discover that he secretly funds the BNP. Total prat. Nevertheless the British press bought into what he had to say. Have they taken leave of their senses?

I do believe they might have.' CM

'The best advice I can give you is to take the fact of being alive very seriously BUT ALSO to most seriously and courageously advance yourself in the art of humour and anarchy. Rules are for wimps. LOL.' CM

'I have a treasured Welsh kinsman friend who some time ago surpassed the test of a true friendship, yet we have never met: only possible in this age of PC political incorrectness; I believe him and in him and he has thus far never let me down and I have no fear of him doing so.

He has true creative vision and commitment.

Now he is singularly motivated. Of course he has my total support.' CM

'Finishing today my latest short fiction for Paraphilia- the best literary magazine online.

I started it after my second viewing of the movie NIL BY MOUTH.

My working title was AS BAD AS IT GETS- yes, how do we properly reflect in our art the sheer depth of human depravity, its widespread scale, the degree to which it is largely ignored by politicians, religions and the media as if it were some 

epidemic that will burn itself out on its own WITHOUT appearing too indulgent, too avant garde, too performance art?

It is a problem. You write something which is uncomfortable to read, something that panders to none of our advertisement honed misrepresentations of life. It is difficult to float that on western capitalist seas which are choc full of dream-liners laden with fools.

And the story will have very adult sexual scenes and references that literally make EL JAMES's work appear so childish and deeply patronising. YET that is what you bought in your millions- some as a guilty secret. What the fuck were you doing? Why are you empowering the crap mill to be mildly titillated by talentless shit?

Your media controlled life.

Anyway this story and the next will totally complete my collection called SEX WITH STRANGERS- this has now found a publisher and is scheduled for sale at the end of January 2013. With a bit of luck you will make this book a part of your free life. It need not be a guilty secret.' CM

JIMMY SAVILLE, WHISTLE-BLOWERS, FACEBOOK

To be honest Jimmy Saville never 'fixed' it for me in no way shape or form- he always had struck me as having something villainously perverse hung like a dead albatross around his scrawny neck.

It seems I was not the only one to hold such alarming intuitions. Yet this predatory peadophile inclined to all sorts- both kinds in all the sizes, was allowed to build himself kingly powerbase in the public-eye accruing both immense fame and fortune in a field which remains magnetically attractive to children, popular culture, a genre which embraces some degree of openly bizarre activity as being part of the craft of entertainment.

Saville was not casting himself as the shy and retiring type. The persona he created was more than persuasive enough to cast aside the doubts of detractors such as myself and the many others who traded dark rumours about him to no avail.

What a very clever operator he was. And how stupid, it turns out, all of his employers, his audience and family and friends have been. Granted the man is dead and not here to defend himself BUT the evidence that has stacked up is immense and seems to be incontrovertible.

Over a time-span of at least three decades this singularly unattractive creature [look objectively at the images] with a dubious bank of talent [look objectively at the legacy] used the BBC, his charitable enterprises including hospitals for the vulnerable, as a lure to fish for flesh to satisfy his illegal appetites. And in that time THERE WERE rumours and THERE WERE a number of complaints drawn to the attention of his superiors and the police BUT 'for reasons we are yet to know' none of these caused him any lasting trouble. The 'king's' abject denials were ALWAYS accepted as gospel truth. His many victims suffered in silence, kids terrified by his threats of what would happen to them if they spoke out.

Additionally evidence is mounting to suggest that responsible adults in and around where this beast variously operated were witnesses or partial witnesses or at least had their suspicions alerted yet felt impotent to act upon what they suspected. They would all have felt differently if it had been their own child being sexually molested.

In the early days of this scandal unfolding I was struck by two things- firstly, some section of Saville's family immediately jumped to his defense; my guess is at the behest of a TV company. Shame on them. Their protests were very short-lived: secondly,  I got the distinct feeling that because most of the early evidence hinged on the molestation of teenage GIRLS that Saville's repute was being afforded some leeway by the media. This was not the case among the people in the street who began quite justifiable desecrating celebratory plaques put up in the 'great entertainer's' name. Had these girls been boys or younger the nature of the reporting would have been very different.

It transpires that boys were molested and the whole tenure of the investigation has changed to encompass full blown paedophilia with more than a suggestion that he may not have acted alone.

What this case behoves us all to admit is that, as a society, we share a collaborative and collective responsibility for the welfare of our children, and if we allow behaviour like this to go unnoticed for so long and for the victim count to stack up so great then we are all of us to blame. It is us who have created the majority of the necessary elements in our culture for such crimes to be committed and to remain undiscovered- no question of it.

And in this key people have been dazzled by celebrity. It happens a great deal. We would not countenance that a member of the royal family might be capable of murder whilst at the same time never questioning that a street dwelling crack addict would be. Power, position and celebrity are capable of shielding very many sins AND IT IS US who have allowed that to be the case.

It is for this reason that the government chief whip will not go to prison for four months for swearing at the police whereas an innocent bystander at the recent London riots suffered just that.

Our society is UNFAIR and it is not fair to describe it as civilised. How unfair is it when a potential whistle-blower cannot find the courage to put the whistle to their lips because of their fear of being vilified for doing their duty.

We may as well hang a huge banner in the sky announcing- 'Feel free to sexually molest our children.' Clearly that is what Jimmy Saville thought that he had read in the heavens.  

'G'morning F'bookers- just the good lookers. LOL.

Let me be fiendishly unkind: you know how I loathe the PC brigade- I suffered the realisation last night that transgenders and transvestites who can only manage pug-ugly parodies of women most probably in fact find REAL women who do, sadly, epitomise their look and thereby give them some validity. I spot them quite regularly.

Yesterday I saw two 

brilliant indeterminates- they were both grandmothers. Mmm food for thought. AND a brassy cougar whose feet and hands gave him/her away. Ola!

It is in our nature to ensure that there will always be something missing- perfection like happiness will always remain just out of our grasp: the more so if you dedicate your entire life to the shallow pursuance of such things.

I have always put forward the argument that a truly civilised society would rid itself of all things gender emphatic. What a loathsome burden they all are?' CM

'First thought on finding that I was awake- oh, give me a break! The price you have to pay for living semi-rurally apart from NO buses is the pretense at living in a tidy war-zone: let me explain; at this time of year the farms are allowed to use high-tech 'crow scarers', automatic timed gun sounds that go off in pairs at twenty minute intervals throughout the day AND NIGHT.

Hence my slight degree of irascibility.

Don't go all sentimental on me- these are not chocolate box tillers of the soil, these are multi-millionaire landowners who are part of the cartels at the heart of the food production for profit or health crisis in the UK. Noisy fat cat bastards.' CM

'Oh the blssful irony- the very myopic UK police, who apparently we have to show unquestioning respect to at all times whether we are plebs or nobs, TODAY apologised to a BLIND man for tazering him: they mistook his blind person's white stick for a samurai sword, allegedly. What utterly pathetic plonkers. Is this the future yardstick by which they would like us to judge their 'holier than thou' be

havior? I just cannot abide their hypocrisy- they have jobs with fine salaries and considerable job security AND THEY KNOW THE RISKS. If our police were armed that blind man would be dead. The police should remember exactly whose employ they are in- ours, the voter come tax-payer.

Methinks there is a danger that they may be becoming a might too big for their boots.

That they are racists and liars may be proven by recent events. That they are corrupt and consider themselves above the law is currently under investigation as is their varied response to differing classes within society. Clearly they can be bought off.

Yet at the same time they want us to mourn their dead killed in the line of duty; doing their job. Just get a grip and take the rough with the smooth like the rest of us have to.

Root out the criminals, bullies, racists and elitists from the midst of your uniform culture and YES our respect may then follow.' CM

'I've got my 'can I really be bovvered wiv all this FB cock' head on: it reminds me of time in my childhood when I had toys called 'swoppits'- these were cowboys and indians or knights in armour all on various horses AND you could swop heads and bodies and bits of kit etc.
Kinda creepy. But yes. I was into peculiar hybrids at a very early age. LOL.

I also rather liked 'Mr Ben's' wardrobe of perso

nalities. Still do as a matter of fact.
It is a dream: the marvelous idea of waking up as just soul energy and going to a walk-in closet where you can thumb through various humanoids and lives you have created and deciding which one to wear hat particular day. Oh so many truly wicked possibilities come to mind. LOL.

Finally, social networks do have the effect of making me appear to be invisible at times, regardless of all my many efforts to be anything but. Now, where the fuck is my cloak of invisibility- that would be a prop everyone I know would love to own. Just think of the entertainment mileage in that. LOL.' CM